Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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