I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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