I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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