Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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