I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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