i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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