i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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