I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We left an ass print on the piano.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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