Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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