So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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