writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Randomize
