SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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