I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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