At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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