If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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