heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
