I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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