I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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