Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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