Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
