No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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