yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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