I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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