i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Randomize
