On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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