Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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