Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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