I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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