i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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