Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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