I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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