epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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