Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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