after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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