if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
She even gives head with a lisp.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
