only you would photoshop your dick
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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