Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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