I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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