Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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