foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
high people should be assigned attendants
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
she told me i tasted like america
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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