Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
