Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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go home
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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