trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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