we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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