i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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