Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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