My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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