He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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