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• (940): View more from Texas

  I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl

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  you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.

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  I'm on my way.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.

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• (562): View more from California

  just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer

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• (530): View more from California

  It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...

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