Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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