We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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