I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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