Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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