So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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