Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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